He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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