I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
send nudes
from the living room?
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