ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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