ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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