Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
