Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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