C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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