I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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