We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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