I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
