i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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