Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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