She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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