Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I supernannyed him into submission
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize