I want to have your abortion
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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