so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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