Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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