so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
True strength comes from lack of pants
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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