Me too!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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