Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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