I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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