Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
is that a dick in a sweater?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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