belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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