Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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