how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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