Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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