Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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