This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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