I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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