is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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