Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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