Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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