So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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