So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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