fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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