How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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