This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i barfeds in our rink
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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