She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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