no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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