i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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