I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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