He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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