Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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