I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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