I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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