i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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