Don't make out with my wife yet
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
