Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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