He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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