Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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