thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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